Hi. My name is Joanie, and I am a singer around the pubs and clubs of Scotland, looking for different ways to use my voice. If you need a singer or vocalist for anything, give me a shout!
If you've been to a gig I would welcome some reviews, preferably constructive.
MY LATEST GIGS...
Please be aware that these reviews constitute my opinion only, and should not be used to influence your decision on visiting/performing in a venue. We all have good gigs and bad gigs, which may be due to a number of factors. you may have a good gig one time, then a not so good one next time (or vice versa).
NB - Where I've played a venue a few times, more comments are available by clicking on Past Gigs...
Friday 9th May - Partners, Cowdenbeath
I arrived at this venue to find a wedding party in full swing. Had I known, I might have dressed a bit more appropriately. As it was, I had a black and white shirt and trousers on, so I wasn't too scruffy.
The happy couple, Alan and Linda, had got married in the afternoon, and been invited to the pub for a party. The party had been on for quite a while - most of the guests had had a merry time already by the time I arrived!
I went on and did two one hour sets of dancy and then rock music, which went down a treat. The dance floor was rarely empty, and I must confess to having a good time. A few times previously I had been greeted at the end of a song by total silence, and I was thinking about not coming back. But hey, I couldn't have been more wrong on this occasion.
I also got to meet the fabulous Jimmy Jack, another local singer/entertainer doing the rounds of Fife and beyond. I hope to keep in touch with him and who knows, we may even work together at some point. Watch this space!
Saturday 10th May - The Weavers, Kirkcaldy
Wow, what a night! What a weekend! I am pretty much shattered after the last two gigs! I know it's not working down the mines, or working in a shop 40 hours a week, but gigs can fairly take it out of you! Most people will never understand how much energy and effort goes into each performance, but can I ask that you pay a little more attention to the work we do next time you are having a drink down your local. We are much underestimated, believe me.
Anyway - Saturday night was another good 'un. I was forewarned about a 21st Birthday Party that was taking place, and I had time to get together some appropriate music and songs, as well as having a good rest during the day. Thank goodness I did!
The birthday girl, Kimberley, arrived at around 9.15pm in a limo (I think she had been told she was going to Dundee), and proceeded to have a flaming good night. If anyone has any pictures they would like to share, please send them in! I did 2 great hours of dancy and rock music, and I seemed to please everyone, young and - erm - more mature, as the dance floor was filled all night. I then had a wee break and went back on to play til midnight. I had rested well during the day, but still needed a wee can of Cola to keep my energy levels up.
I am finding that I can perform at my best without drinking any alcohol, and keeping myself well hydrated during the night. Occasionally I might sneak the odd Jack Daniels in, but I make sure I have enough water to compensate. I know it sounds boring, but water really is the best thing when you are singing for a night. It also means I am not dried out the next day, and, given enough vocal rest, I can perform again the next night to the same quality.
I have already been booked for the following dates - I'll add the venues soon - Please call or email to add your venue..
Friday 16th May - Whitfield Labour Club, Dundee
Saturday 17th May - The Silver Tassie, Leven
Saturday 24th May - Burnfoot Lounge, Hawick
Sunday 25th May - The Goth, Newmills
Saturday 31st May - Scots Corner, Kirkcaldy
Saturday 7th June - The Goth, Newmills
Saturday 14th June - now available
Saturday 21st June - Sandylands Holiday Park, Ayrshire
Saturday 28th June - now available
Sunday 29th June - Leith Ex-servicemen's Club
Saturday 5th July - The Weavers, Kirkcaldy
Sunday 6th July - Wallyford Miners Club
Sunday 13th July - Merchiston Hearts Social Club
Saturday 19th July - now available
Saturday 26th July - West End Bar, Lochgelly
Saturday 2nd August - Eyemouth Holiday Park
Saturday 9th August - Silver Sands Leisure Park, Lossiemouth
Saturday 16th August - unavailable
Saturday 23rd August - The Goth, Newmills
Saturday 30th August - Burnfoot Lounge, Hawick
Saturday 6th September - now available
Saturday 20th September - now available
Saturday 27th September - now available
Saturday 18th October - now available
Saturday 25th October - now available
Saturday 1st November - The Weavers, Kirkcaldy
3rd - 16th November - unavailable (TOFGB)
Saturday 22nd November - The Goth, Newmills
Saturday 29th November - West End Bar, Lochgelly
Saturday 6th December - Burnfoot Lounge, Hawick
Saturday 27th December - The Weavers, Kirkcaldy
Sunday 28th December - Leith Ex Servicemen's Club, Leith
Should you wish to know about a specific date that doesn't appear here, please e mail me.
NB My name is JOANIE. Not Joannie, Joni, Johnny(!). Johnnie, Joany, Jodie, Jodi, Jonie or any other weird and wonderful spelling.
It's Joanie.
I'm telling you, and I shouldn't. After all, you spelled it right in order to find this site. If you see my name spelled wrong anywhere, please tell the owner of the pub or club, and let me know of any other strange combinations of letters you see!
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